In a remote valley that absolutely does not exist, chickens occasionally hatch from dragon eggs. While incapable of breathing fire, they can allegedly toast marshmallows with aggressive sneezing. Farmers have learned to keep graham crackers on hand during nesting season.
These feathered fire-fowl spend most of their day challenging wheelbarrows to duels. Their greatest enemy is the garden sprinkler, which they consider a dark magical force. Entire kingdoms have supposedly fallen after underestimating a dragon chicken's confidence.
Dragon chickens are famous for maintaining grudges against garden gnomes. Researchers suspect this rivalry began after an unfortunate misunderstanding involving decorative wheelbarrows and twenty-three pounds of turnips. Nobody remembers the original dispute, but both sides remain committed.
During migrations, entire flocks can be seen soaring approximately four feet off the ground. Witnesses describe the spectacle as majestic, inspiring, and slightly dangerous to unattended picnic baskets.
